Friday, February 27, 2009

of pengutuk and akak ngade

i gonna talk about my new school.
the things that i hate of.

teguran yang dikenakan selama hanya 3 minggu berada di sekolah baru:
- tudung tak boleh selempang. kena pakai 3 brooch. atas, tengah and bawah. 0_o
- baju singkat. tak boleh atas bontot. pada bontot pon tak boleh. kena bawah bontot. =.=
- stokin pendek. kena tegur lebih dari 3 kali.
- kasut kena susun ikut turutan. first row, kasut sekolah. 2nd row, kasut sukan, 3rd n 4th row, kasut prep and sliper
- kasut kena susun muncung di hadapan. =.=
- nak makan, kena amik lauk dulu baru amik nasi. =.=
- cara baring di surau. kena lah begini n begitu.
- cara duduk ketika membaca doa. tak boleh bersila, kena bersimpuh. =.=
- jangan duduk dekat sangat ngan lelaki. "istilah 2 meter"
- tak boleh singsing lengan baju. singsing ke sengseng?


*got some more, but cant recall*

story 1 :

u know what. i pulled up my sleeves when i'm running for the sukan tara and guess what! most of the seniors ( mostly girls including badar-'badan dakwah n rohaniah'-, and got boys also) kutuk me because of that. no wonder when i came in to the dining hall for dinner, the seniors stared at me. rupe-rupenye, my friend said because of that thing. adoi. eleh, teachers pakai baju lengan pendek tak kecoh pulak. cikgu biasa je, senior yang lebih-lebih.


story 2 :

got this one akak senior who is in charged for the ordering of tshirts, baju batik, yadda yadda yadda. and she asked me what size i want to order. then i said, S size because my PE tshirt is S size also. but that senior looked at me and she said L!

me : ha'?! L? tapi saya punye baju PJ saya pakai size S lah.

akak ngade : size L. nanti singkat. L! L!
me : ok lah ok lah. erm, M. M lah.
akak ngade : ( buat dek) *aish rase cam nak tumbuk je*
me : akak, size M.
akak ngade : Ah! awak tinggi! L!
me : ( dalam hati, "bengong betol la akak ni" )


*the S size tshirt is a little bigger than the SMART koko tshirt i wear. so can u just imagine how do i look like if i'm wearing the L size? =.=

oh, and poor to my friend. he's a thin boy and his height is same as me and the akak ngade said, " SIZE XL! ". terbeliak mata budak tu. kesian.

haih

8 comments:

ieda... said...

i used to be in your situation.sabar je laa ;)

hidayahnazri said...

hok aloh sekolah sains je kot
belum tahfiz lagi pn =.=

NadiahBS. said...

tu lah pasal.
melampau giler.

sakkara said...

sy pena lalu sume tue..,
awk nye sch kate 2 meter..,
sch sy 3 hasta. hahahaha..,

NadiahBS. said...

afiq =.=
bkn ke skolah awk dulu all boys?

sakkara said...

ade dua la. malacca high school n mozac..,
MHS yg sume laki..,
cm pelik je kali laki ngan laki pon xleh dekat..,
hahahahahahahaha..,

Anonymous said...

haha..afiq
langkah awal elak ke'gay'an melanda la tuh..

Shima Hishamuddin said...

sape akk tu weh? haha
bongok gle haha